Besides, it's really, really funny in a sort of train-wreck way.
Sample Tiger Woods dirty-talk "I would love to have the ability to make you sore."
Not that that's as dirty as it gets, because I do warn you this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK material. But, any guy that starts his sexy-talk with "I would love to have the ability to" probably/definitely is a douche in bed.
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
