Give up the ghost...

ghostbay, originally uploaded by tsokolove.

Grilled cheese virgin Mary move over, some lady is selling her father's ghost on EBay.

Not for nothing, but if I were her dad's ghost, I'd go poltergeist on my daughter faster than you can say "go to the light."

Never underestimating the Barnum within us all, EBay has now been flooded with similar auctions of people's ghosts for a set price, plus shipping and handling.