Wednesday, May 15, 2013

The We'll Never Go Punk Podcast
Beware of the Babylon



We're live on tape from the THE RIVERA CAFE in Greenwich Village, New York City. 

In this exciting new episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, we pledge to never go punk no matter how back in style it becomes. 

Additional considerations discussed: 

• Rachel admits her love for Marc Anthony. 

• The great acid reflux conspiracy. 

• Why it is always a good idea to juice naked. 

• We discuss our constant love for NY1. 

• Run don't walk reviews of Pippen and Matilda. 

Stay tuned to the end of this episode for, "Come On Now," a new song from THE MAGIC MATTS. You can download it directly at http://www.reverbnation.com/themagicmatts 

Also, be sure to take advantage of our sponsor's great offer. AUDIBLE.com is offering a free download of any of their over 100,000 titles to our listeners! To check out the offer, go to audibletrail.com/bewareofthebabylon today!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

phenomenal filmrolls...

When I was a projectionist, back in the day, I loved watching the celluloid travel through the platter system of our machines, and the color tones created by light leaking from the bulb to the floor.

Here's a phenomenal example of fully assembled 35mm prints back-lit to showcase the emotional color tone of the full film, photographed by Reiner Riedler...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

the monster within
HEMLOCK GROVE
kick ass werewolf transformation...

Last week at MIPTV I had the chance to see Eli Roth talk up HEMLOCK GROVE in person.  It was a true geek out moment, only topped by going up to him after this video was screened for us and telling him how kick ass the show is looking.


Ok, that Tweet he favored later on.

Oh, and the part where he was at dinner with the head of sales for his show and my name was brought up.

Alright, I'm done namedropping.

Watch the video though and look for the show on Netflix starting Friday.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

SXSWare of the Babylon!


In past episodes we've taken you from the far reaches of New York City to the exclusivity of Cannes, France.  


Now we're LIVE ON TAPE from Austin, Texas, where everyone is famous for at least four days.


Recorded during the SXSW Festival (Todd for Film, Rachel for Interactive), and full of surprising moments, startling revelations and too much red meat.

Listen to the whole show below, or take it on the go with a free download on iTunes here.




Also, be sure to take advantage of our sponsor's great offer.  AUDIBLE.com is offering a free download of any of their over 100,000 titles to our listeners!  

To check out the offer, go to audibletrail.com/bewareofthebabylon today!

Friday, March 01, 2013


Thursday, February 28, 2013

mix tapes reborn

I'm moving for the first time in over 12 years from my humble little apartment in the city, and I can't believe the amount of crap I've accumulated.

I've decided that moving is good if only to motivate you to purge unnecessary items from your apartment.  This is Spring cleaning on a massive level.

I found a draw filled with 80s cassettes, Cassingles and college mix tapes.

It's really hard to part with a mix tape, especially the ones you made.  There's a sentimental connection to the format, or should I say art form.  But there's also a sense of ownership to the creations.

As I was tossing them one by one into the garbage it dawned on me that I could recreate the mix tapes on Spotify.  These tapes were mainly for my listening pleasure, and each one represents a very specific moment in my life.

I'm thrilled though not only to rediscover the tracks for myself, but also allow anyone out there with Spotify to experience them too.

All of the following original packaging images below click through to the Spotify lists...

NEW YORK CITY MIX
I know.  Really original title for this one.  I made the mix when I had first moved to NYC in 1995.  It's the one mix tape I always had with me though and listened to it pretty much nonstop until MP3s...


I'M NOT MONKEY BOY
This has mid-90s all over it.  Collective Soul, The Rembrandts, Paul Westerberg, Bjork?!  Not all the tracks on this (or some of these other tapes) are on Spotify, by the way, but most of them are.  The title for this one came from something I'd mutter under my breath as a miserable Executive Assistant starting out in the Entertainment Industry.



YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME VERY UPSET
The title comes from Tom Cruise's line in Mission Impossible, which I would quote pretty much daily in my 20s.  There's a ton of techno, trance and dance stuff on this one that didn't survive past 1999.  What ever happened to Deep Forest, by the way?

 


SILENT GLANCES FROM WAITERS
This one is dark, for the most part.  I remember the title came from the fact that I was really bad at realizing I was being hit on when I went out.  I got a lot of silent glances, sometimes from waiters, that didn't add up to anything ever.



MAGWITCH PROVIS BOOGIE
I never read Great Expecations in school.  It probably wouldn't (still to this day) be my favorite book of all time.  It had a profound impact on me reading it in my mid 20s.  The title of this tape comes from a major character in the book (known as both Abel Magwitch and Provis).



VICKI 4.0

My roommate Vicki came out of the closet exactly 5 months before I did. The range of emotions, drunken binges and broken hearts that occurred during the year we figured ourselves out was epic.  Joking about how she constantly was reinventing herself to be newer improved, I would call out each version, and right about Vicki 4.0, this was the soundtrack to our lives.  It's also, pretty much, the soundtrack to any gay bar in New York during the late 1990s.



when moe met edith...

I recently unearthed (and edited) this video of my Grandpa Moe and Grandpa Edie talking about how they met.  Thought I would share it with the blogosphere...


Friday, February 22, 2013

Tom*E


Far be it from me to judge a movie by its trailer, but Oblivion, the latest reboot of Tom Cruise's career sounds a tad familier.


In a destroyed future Earth, one man must carry out an operation to revive the planet's remaining vital resources.    His mission is almost complete when he encounters a female stranger from a downed spacecraft.  

So, basically this is Wal*E, right, with Tom Cruise both the female Eve and the Male Wal*E in mission.  Anyway, it's very derivative of it.  And, yes, the graphic novel that Oblivion is based on came out first, but it came out after Wal*E.

Just sayin.'

Saturday, February 09, 2013

RIP Grandpa Moe
1918-2013



Waddaya Gonna Do? 

                            - Morris "Moe" Goldman 


My Grandpa Moe passed on today at the accomplished age of 94.  

I've been very lucky to have spent time this past week with him, and especially thankful that I've had the chance to get to know him more in recent years.

He was born first generation of his newly American family in Boston, Massachusetts in August of 1918, and for most of his life, his home was New England.  He married my Grandma Edie on a three day pass from active duty with the US Army Air Forces.  At the time of my Grandma's passing, they had been married for over 63 years, and he never lost his love for her since she left his life.

When he left the service a Master Sergeant, my Grandfather became a salesman, and I truly believe it's what he excelled at.  He could sell anything and often did.  He took pride in everything he sold and listened to your needs, which translated to success and eventually his own business.

He had a passion for competition, especially golf.  He loved to travel, hitting up Vegas and Miami in its heyday.  He cherished a good dirty joke, and delivered the punchline perfectly.  He made up a song called "The Hobo Convention" which I still to this day can't prove the existence of, but can sing every word.  He brought a smile to every friend and family member, and left an impression on anyone that just met him.

He will be dearly missed, and lovingly remembered.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

the heat was on...

In 1984, fewer things were as exciting as seeing Detroit through the big screen opening montage of Beverly Hills Cop.

A look back at some of the imagery...

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Disney World Memories...

Twenty (cough cough) Years ago I started the Walt Disney World College Program.

For a full college semester (and full credit) I worked, lived, learned and played in one of the most popular vacation destinations in the world.

Needless to say, I have many memories.  Here are few caught on camera...

Monday, January 14, 2013

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON
our one hundredth episode!

It's our 100th episode of Beware of the Babylon, and we've got conspiracy theories instead of celebrations.

We'll celebrate the milestone later.  In the meantime, just listen to some of the secrets we discovered….

• We really only know who Reggie Jackson is because it was a delicious candy bar.

• Rachel thought Jamie Foxx was miscast on the Jamie Fox show.

• Todd's bold New Year's resolution involves going where he never has gone before.

• How to piss off your cat sitter.

• The latest, great Russian livery cab conspiracy theories.

• Transpo is the new transport.  


Listen to the whole show below, or take it on the go with a free download on iTunes here.


Golden Globs 2013 recap
my thoughts rehashed from Twitter


In case you don't follow me on Twitter (and why the hell wouldn't you?) and kept up with the goings on at the Globes via live Tweet, here's a recap of last night's awards in chronological order...



  • Seconds before the awards started, you can see Robert Downey, Jr whispered to Mel Gibson very clearly "behave yourself, sugar tits."  Seriously, rewind your DVR in slow-mo.  This happened.
  • Tina Fey and Amy Peohler KILLED with their opening monologue.  Hysterical, and Tina was wise to give the best material to Amy, as it worked to their strengths.  Beautiful comedy.
  •  Leo was the best looking at the awards by far.  He's grown up a lot and looks to be at least 17 or 18 years of age by now.
  •  Quentin Tarantino took the Globe for screenplay and thanked the people that read his drafts and give him input, even though he gets all the credit.  No, thank YOU, Quentin.  
  • Maggie Smith won for Downton Abbey, but couldn't be there to accept the award in person because she's rather old, and it's quite past her bedtime.
  • Downton Abbey proved itself to be so good that it can win awards while airing new episodes on a competing channel.  
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones proved she's no Susan Boyle by singing a few bars of I Dreamed a Dream.


  •  The President of the HFP came out, made some really strange remark to the cameras panning the audience so that viewers could see there are celebrities there, then seemed to reiterate that when the cameras didn't pan to the audience.  Other than that, she's adorable and I want to adopt her.
  •  Paul Rudd and Salma Hayek got caught like deer in headlights as the teleprompter betrayed them halfway into their intro.  Salma's head almost exploded like that dude in Scanners, but Paul Rudd did his best improv even after one of the bad jokes that had been written for him.  When asking his co-presenter, "what category are we doing," Salma reminded him "something about the Best something or other."
  • Another malfunction of tech, and this time with the real CIA guy from Argo.  Go figure.
  • Adele won for Best Song, and became the least proper British person to go on stage that evening.  Master of the House.

  • Costner proved he's hot again by winning for Best Actor in a Miniseries or Movie.  Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger on the other hand caused the largest sudden drop in ratings for an awards program in television history.  The ratings went up as soon as their presentation for Best Foreign Language Film was over and it was safe to return to NBC.
  • President Clinton came out in support of Lincoln, which ultimately didn't help it's mojo for Best Picture, but did provide plenty of quotable lines for the next Oscar FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION ads.
  • About this time into the Broadcast, Tommy Lee Jones started to lose significant blood sugar and everyone was given a huge box of Godiva chocolates.  It didn't help Tommy Lee Jones, who is still in method preparation for the lead role in Grumpy Cat 3D.

  • Jeremy Irons returned the British person speaking at an award-show poise back to proper levels for the evening.
  • Brave took home the award for Best Animated Film, much to the surprise of Pixar.  For a change.  At home, Randy Newman cursed everyone involved with the project for not letting him write the love theme: Mamma, You're A Big Bear Now.
  • Robert Downey Jr presented an award to Jodie Foster.  And fake hamsters, of which one Jodie tried to nibble on.  I'm not sure what to make of that.
  • Jodie Foster came out that she's not Honey Boo Boo child, just in case there was any confusion.
  • Privacy became the new Gay.
  •  Ben Affleck and George Clooney came out and announced their marriage.  


  • Girls won for Television Comedy, ensuring that every girl I hate in New York City under 30 will act like this for at least 5 more years.
  • Daniel Day Lewis delivered an acceptance speech approximately 5 minutes longer than "Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln" and 30 times less animated.
  • Argo wins for Best Picture, Drama.  This is the Hollywood version of "make up sex" for not giving a Globe to The Town.


Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Top Ten Movies of 2012

• THE TOP TEN •


Life of Pi
LIFE OF PI is not a book you finish thinking it would make a good movie. But, that's the sort of challenge director Ang Lee excels at. Where the ad campaign only hints at the visual spectacle you anticipate going in, it's a relief to know there's more substance than style.  Also stunning is the use of 3D. Lee directs his scenes with equal parts Hitchcock composition and Cameron showmanship, with some neat aspect ratio trickery that really makes one sequence literally fly off the screen.


Zero Dark Thirty
Bigelow slyly channels Hitchcock to tell a VERY suspenseful narrative of the events leading up to the killing of Bin Laden.  It's as twisty as an episode of Homeland, but with the added chill that none of this is fiction.  Big things for Oscar predicted, especially Best Actress, Screenplay and Director.  Best Picture Nomination is lock and load.


Django Unchained
Tarantino always shocks and surprises, but this one's a giddy little treat.  Think BLAZING SADDLES meets INGLORIOUS BASTARDS.  On one hand, it's a jokey, violent homage to Spaghetti Westerns, specifically Sergio Corbucci's films (hence the title), but it's also a vicious commentary on the senseless justification of slavery in America.  Christoph Waltz amazes again and walks away with most of the movie and Samuel L. Jackson is a hoot as the slyly named "Stephen."


The Master
As with his other films, Anderson takes the theme of Father/Son to whole new extremes and tells a tale fragmented in narrative and mysterious in meaning.  There isn't a moment that isn't completely fascinating and Joaquin Phoenix has never been better.  Themes of religion vs. science, man vs. animal, god vs. father vs. mother.  It's a juicy, heavy time at the cinemas.

Cloud Atlas
Past, present and future, from womb to tomb, this is a cinematic accomplishment that should have gone way worse. Some will be overwhelmed by its scope, confused by its editing and perhaps not even moved at all emotionally.  All I know is that it moved me greatly.  It's a beautiful film.  True true.


Bernie
Jack Black's best performance by a long shot and I'd say the best Richard Linklater movie since Dazed and Confused, if not his most unconventionally entertaining.


Prometheus
This is how you do prequels.  This ain't Predator vs Alien, it's Creation vs Evolution , and a bold new science-fiction horror classic from the man who gave birth to the very best one.  It is intricate in its unveiling plot, yet aloof in explanation, which only makes for an entertaining pace throughout.  Best of all, you get the feeling Ridley Scott knows at its most basic level,  it's a fun homage to space monster B-movies of the 1950s in the same way ALIEN was a haunted house film in space.


Moonrise Kingdom
Completely charming Anderson overload for fans of his work, not to mention any boy that pledged to obey the laws of the pack.  With tones of RUSHMORE mainly, the director reworks a lot of his own style into a period piece set in 1965 that still someone manages to come off as retro hipster greatness.


The Cabin in the Woods
Less 'Scream' in cinematic reverence, but equal parts love-letter to Lovecraft and Sam Rami.  CABIN is a horror geek's ultimate dream come true.  It has wit, humor and monsters.  Lots and lots of surprises as the film ramps up and crescendos into one of the greatest finales in horror film history.


The American Scream
As with WORST BEST MOVIE, Michael Paul Stephenson takes a horror related subject and focuses his lens on the human and emotional connection to fandom.  It's a fascinating documentary, every bit as compelling and strange as GREY GARDENS.  Highly recommended for anyone who has ever loved Halloween.


• HONORABLE MENTIONS •



Sinister
What it lacks in originality (Exorcist/The Ring/Mothman Prophecies/Drag Me to Hell/8mm), it makes up for in daringly spooky pacing.  Not for everyone, but if you enjoy being scared out of your pants, this one has its moments.  I should also mention it's one of the smartest Horror films in years.





The Avengers
Occasionally the Hollywood machine takes a risk and it pays off big time.  Along the same lines of entrusting Jon Favreau to launch IRON MAN on the big screen, Joss Whedon succeeds with the nearly impossible task of juggling expected comic book conventions for fan boys and general audience appeal.  Smartly focused on the heart of its super hero team up, and seemingly less concerned with the now cliché approach in a comic book stylings a la WATCHMEN or SIN CITY.  Instead, THE AVENGERS speeds along at an action-movie pace, pauses for character development as all good stories should and has the bonus advantage of being way smarter than the average summer big budget bonanza.



Wanderlust
Don't be thrown off by the incredibly lame advertising campaign, WANDERLUST is funny, economically paced goofiness that out-shines most of today's Hollywood comedies.  Like WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, Wain pushes the premise to hysterical extremes via character ensemble.  But it's the physical comedy that really brings the laughs, with some sequences teetering on classic.  It's fantastic to see some of the original STATE members on screen again, but even more exciting to see Jennifer Aniston, Alan Alda and Ray Liotta (as Ray Liotta) a part of something so comedically redeeming.




Room 237
Chilling and fascinating, with a touch of giddy film-school geek factor.  Told visually through clips of The Shining and other Kubrick films adds a unique level to the project, which refuses to be neither straight documentary nor analysis.  A must for anyone who loves The Shining.
  

don't you hate it when...

My first gig out of college involved editing infomercials, and to this day, I'm kind of obsessed with them.  

I will stop channel surfing the moment I see someone pitching something for anything lower than $19.95 or a few easy payments of such, plus shipping and handling.

Finally, someone has posted animated gifs of Infomercial Actors experiencing everyday problems, just slightly exaggerated.  It's brilliant...

From BUZZFEED...



Friday, December 28, 2012

want a cheese puff?


Wednesday, December 26, 2012

a whale of a tale...

My Niece and Nephew interpret MOBY DICK, for your pleasure...

MOBY DICK as told by samantha and gibson from Todd Sokolove on Vimeo.

Monday, December 17, 2012

buy christmas seals
or else James Coburn will kill you in your sleep...

Thursday, December 13, 2012

BEST OF 2012 • MUSIC

Don't deny your heart.

Bask in the glory of my BEST SONGS OF 2012 mix on Spotify...




if at first you don't succeed at the box office
try, try again with the blu-ray...


Wow, Lionsgate is totally doing a 180 on the ALEX CROSS Blu-ray key art...

shop local...

I think I've mentioned this on here before, but I love local commercials.

But this may be the all time greatest...

TWO BROTHER'S SCRAP METAL

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

now with 100% more alex karras!

To answer your question, yes.  

There was once a time when a big star-blast pointing out Alex Karras as the star of your VHS movie was a big deal.


Monday, December 03, 2012

you know, for the kids...

Are you one of those book nerds that can't wait to introduce your Toddler to the classics?

Now COZY CLASSICS has two great one-word-per-page board book versions of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE and MOBY DICK to brighten your child's day!

I can't wait until spring when I get to send a copy of LES MISERABLES and WAR AND PEACE to my nephew and really rock his world view...


Get them now at WORD! by clicking here.

Saturday, December 01, 2012

beware of the moustache



BEWARE OF THE BABYLON
Beware of the Moustache

We're live on tape from El Paso on Houston Street in New York City!

Todd and Rachel are joined by Craig again in this intimate chat about movies, television, cats, powerball winnings and opinions about Todd's new moustache.


Friday, November 16, 2012

RIP
twinkie the kid
1927-2012


Thursday, November 15, 2012

i have a moustache now
and other midweek musings



I have a moustache now.
It's two weeks old.
I look like this...

Yes, I am participating in MOVEMBER, which is a fundraiser that allows me to grow an awesome moustache during the month of November for a great cause - fighting Prostate and Testicular Cancer!

If you think that's awesome, and I know you do, CLICK HERE and donate whatever you can!

You can keep up with my moustache progress on that page too.

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Last night I caught Killing Them Softly which is a lovingly boisterous crime caper with a sense of ironic humor.  I enjoyed the director's previous film The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford and he brings the same off-beat visuals to his new film.  Returning is Brad Pitt, but he's just the anchor for a phenomenal cast that gets to ham it up - Ray Liotta, James Gandolfini, Richard Jenkins and Scott McNairyn (look for Sam Shepard in a brief but memorable roll too).

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There's a new band to celebrate from my favorite Indie label Graveface Records called The Casket Girls.  It's a crossover band featuring members of Black Moth Super Rainbow, Dreamend and The Marshmallow Ghosts.  It's haunting pop rock at its best.  Available as a digital download and CD.

If you're a member of their record club, I don't have to tell you that it's also available on Vinyl, but that's our little secret.

Unless you join their Record Club here and then it's your secret too.



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In the too little too late department, I finally saw the Microsoft Windows pop-up store in Times Square this past week.  I literally laughed out loud upon passing it.

Finally Microsoft has sort of attempted a branded retail presence and they've ripped the form from Apple.

• Guys in casual wear with lanyards around their neck - CHECK

• White or transparent, minimalistic furniture to display the goods - CHECK

• Oversized propaganda graphics for walls to loom over customers - CHECK

• Colorful "new" product line - CHECK

Some words of advice to Microsoft.  "We're not for everybody"probably isn't the best first line of your new Windows Phone campaign should you perhaps want to increase your Market Share in the sector.

Thursday, November 08, 2012

our divided country
as interpreted by Pixar...


Wednesday, November 07, 2012

can you feel the wind of change in the air?


Saturday, November 03, 2012

remember, remember
donate to my MOVEMBER





I'm raising money to STOP Prostate Cancer and other Men's Health issues.  For your generous donations, I'll be sporting a real moustache all month.

One of my moustache inspirations is my dad, Bruce Sokolove, who in turn was originally inspired by Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider.

Please inspire me with your donation here...


http://mobro.co/3405957

Thursday, October 25, 2012

some vintage halloween for you....


meowloween head

Cats.  Pumpkins.  Horror Movies.

(you're welcome)



bewared of the week
(midweek musings on stuff)

Amazon.com has a plethora of Horror Blu-rays on sale right now for Halloween.  I picked up the newly remastered version of Tobe Hooper's overlooked THE FUNHOUSE for 30% off, which is as low as I've seen so far.



But the best deal on right now is 70% off the OMEN Collection.  Too bad the first one is really the only classic.  The others are kinda meh to me.



FedEx is having a Small Business contest and you should help out the awesome charity SCARES THAT CARE, which helps provide assistance to children injured from burns.  All you need to do to help is click here.   Please support them today!



I always repeat this blog post about my WORST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER, but my mom just finally saw it this year.  At this rate, she'll see today's post in seven years.  #technology


In other Halloween news, there are some great classic movies back on the big screen, and some even nationwide.  Tonight, Fathom brings Rifftrax on Birdemic LIVE.  Not that that's a classic or anything.  SCREAM comes back to select cities next week via TUGG, so check that out here. And the granddaddy of all, the one and original John Carpenter HALLOWEEN comes back courtesy of Screenvision, so book here.



I made a mix on Spotify called OCTOBER 2012 Mix • Scary, Spooky, Dark, Hip that you should check out.  It's not just for October though.  Listen year round for optimum freakiness.

Monday, October 22, 2012

american horror story
might put me in an asylum
this season...

I think American Horror Story has outdone themselves with this season's pilot.  

Three things you can't un-see from it...





Wednesday, October 03, 2012

by the way
what's with the hair?

In case you haven't seen it yet, here's the brilliant new video for Aimee Mann's Labrador directed by John Hamm.

Wait a minute?

Hamm /  Mann ?

Hmmm.

Anyway, it's a recreation of the Voices Carry video for 'Til Tuesday.  Don't remember that video?  Refresher also below.  Enjoy.

LABRADOR


VOICES CARRY

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

For the record, my favorite Apple employee...

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

first family fun time...


Wednesday, August 29, 2012

never. gets. old.