- I will have whiter teeth in just seven days.
- I promise to see less movies staring Hale Berry as Catwoman.
- I will work harder to turn red into blue, especially the state kind.
- I will not spontaniously break into Bollywood dance numbers while awaiting my Tall Mocha Latte at Starbucks.
- I will not buy an SUV.
- I will loose at least 15 pounds so my doctor will at least stop trying to convince me that 160 is my "ideal weight."
- I will not stick my finger in other people's dog's mouths for no reason.
A FEW RESOLUTIONS FOR 05
