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- I will have whiter teeth in just seven days.

- I promise to see less movies staring Hale Berry as Catwoman.

- I will work harder to turn red into blue, especially the state kind.

- I will not spontaniously break into Bollywood dance numbers while awaiting my Tall Mocha Latte at Starbucks.

- I will not buy an SUV.

- I will loose at least 15 pounds so my doctor will at least stop trying to convince me that 160 is my "ideal weight."

- I will not stick my finger in other people's dog's mouths for no reason.