Posted by: tsoko.
So we're in Quiznos today enjoying a delicious Italian sub combo when this woman goes up and orders a 'French Dip Sub' without the bread and well done.

The dude behind the counter looked at her blankly (rightfully so) and repeated 'well done?'

'Yeah,' she said, 'well done. No red.'

Still blank.

'Mucho cocinado!'


'You are hispanic, right?'

This went nowhere, and she just went down to pay. Of course they gave her bread, since normal people don't usually dip the roast beef in juice without it being in something.

She freaked out on them (must have saw red) and asked for the 'complaint box.'