Pearl Harbor sucks, and I miss you...

To quote the greatest original song from a motion picture last year, "Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?"

Last night I caught E's exlusive premiere of the new trailer for THE AMITYVILLE HORROR remake, or as it's known in the Entertainment industry, "LOOK OUT, CRAP'S COMING!"

The original was scary, freaky, and preposterous enough to not warrant a remake (although it was good for at least 5 sequels, my favorite being the one where Meg Ryan is sucked into a pit by a slimy demon ).