the pope that dare not speak its name...

I'm always talking about the new Pope, but he's really making an easy target these days.

Apparently one of his first orders as new Pope has been to clearly make it known through this wackado that he believes the new Harry Potter book poses a threat against the universal church.

Other threats include clowns, midgets, horses, balloons, and standard poodles.

Guess the whole Roman Catholic Church Sex Abuse Scandal can't compare to the damaging effects of fictitious wizards and same-sex marriages.