calling all friends of Craig...

I desperately need your help.

Last night I tried to make sorbet in his Ultimate Chopper (no really, get your mind out of the gutter) and it broke. The crappy thing just broke in many ways.

So, he is literally sitting on the couch right now repeating the phrase, "I'm gonna get it" while staring at the Magic Bullet infomercial.

God help us.