ode to a 'stak...

Today's dvd release of 'Stak Attack from Rhino does absolutely nothing for my unparalleled fear of these green-eyed freaks of 70s television.

When I was about 8, a Sleestak took me, my sister Holly, and my brother Will hostage for about five days in their monolith.

If it wasn't for the fearless exploits of a chimp-like being named Cha-ka, who may or may not be related to Star Trek baddie Khan Noonien Singh, I might be dead now.