give us free!

So Martha's ankle bracelet is now off and she's as free as a light, fluffy angel food cake with a raspberry infusion.

However, the 18 month probation keeps Martha from "drinking or owning a gun," which is pretty much the daily activity of your average KMart shopper. Talk about cruel irony.

In related news, tune in tonight for Fox's repeat of Prison Break staring my long lost pal Wentworth Miller.