like John Carpenter's Vampires, but with gays...

John Carpenter had a good thing going (which we all know he blew) when he set out to make a movie out of the novel Vampire$.

The premise was simple. The Vatican secretly enlists a team of vampire-hunters to hunt down and destroy vampires.

Now it turns out that investigators appointed by the Vatican have been instructed to review all 229 Roman Catholic seminaries in the United States for "evidence of homosexuality.” The Pope has already spoken of the need to "purify" the church and has previously described homosexuality as an "intrinsic moral evil." Also, since all gay men abuse children, so this is a win-win situation for the church.

I so want a t-shirt that says INTRINSIC MORAL EVIL.

In the words of Sinead, "fight the real enemy."