what do you expect, bitch? I made it out of clay!

I pulled out a dreidle last night for Craig (get your mind out of the gutter).

"Each side represents the first Hebrew letter of words in a phrase about the miracle of Hanukkah," I explained. "You simply spin the dreidel and depending on which side it lands on you take out or put in a certain amount."

"Of what?" he asked?

"Of whatever you are playing with. Raisins, coins, peanuts, what have you. It's like a gambling game."

"That's it?" He exclaimed. "No wonder you Jews are so jealous of Christmas."