America has decided what it wants to see on television, and it's Skating with Celebrities.
Airing on the very same network that brought you the Tonya Harding/Paula Jones boxing match, Fox pulled off an amazing 11.2/17 HH rating/share (that's very good, by the way) and dropped the National IQ Average by about 20 points.
Upcoming Fox shows rushed into production include:
• Bungee Jumping with the Bradys
• Lambada with the Gangsta Rappers
• Skeet Shooting with the Former Child Stars
• The Running of the Bulls with Former MTV VJs