bigger than Beauty & The Geek 2

America has decided what it wants to see on television, and it's Skating with Celebrities.

Airing on the very same network that brought you the Tonya Harding/Paula Jones boxing match, Fox pulled off an amazing 11.2/17 HH rating/share (that's very good, by the way) and dropped the National IQ Average by about 20 points.

Upcoming Fox shows rushed into production include:

Bungee Jumping with the Bradys
Lambada with the Gangsta Rappers
Skeet Shooting with the Former Child Stars
The Running of the Bulls with Former MTV VJs