things unsaid...

Finally someone had the balls to ask President Bush if he has yet seen Brokeback, to which he replied...

"I'd be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie."

Other optional responces to the question floating around W's brain...

• You mean that faggy, cow-pokeing flick?

• No, I only see non-homosexual films like
The End of the Spear.

• No, but did you catch those mountains on Drew Barrymore?

• I saw it, I lived it, I loved it. Better than