Finally someone had the balls to ask President Bush if he has yet seen Brokeback, to which he replied...
"I'd be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie."
Other optional responces to the question floating around W's brain...
• You mean that faggy, cow-pokeing flick?
• No, I only see non-homosexual films like The End of the Spear.
• No, but did you catch those mountains on Drew Barrymore?
• I saw it, I lived it, I loved it. Better than Cats.