why? because we hate you...

The Neo-Nazis are coming to downtown Orlando today to rally in support of their favorite color white.

Orlando Police strongly advise staying clear of Church Street Station at least until 5pm (not to mention the beer is cheaper then).


Police also advise staying away from the afternoon plans of the movement, which include:

• Tribute to Walt Disney World's Splash Mountain for embracing the racist ideals of the South.

• Slight updates to EPCOT's Germany exhibit

• Minor alterations on It's a Small World