you can fly, you can fly, uh scratch that...

Some jackass fell off of the walkway on Peter Pan's Flight at Walt Disney World today and found himself pinned under the ship at the right here that carries you through the ride.

This has to be the most asinine accident since, well, the Vice President shot his friend.

As a former Mouseketeer myself, I can tell you that it's probably the most harmless ride in the Magic Kingdom, with a top speed at about -5 miles per hour.

I will share with you the worst thing to happen on this ride before today's incident. Once a fellow Mouseketeer (who shall remain unnamed) threw a pack of condoms on Wendy's bed at the start of the ride. Gave new insight into Peter Pan flying out the window.