huh huh, they said ass...

Today I took an online Workplace Harassment course.

I love that these are online now so that I can

a) Laugh at this in the privacy of my own office.

b) Share the screengrabs on my blog.

Here's what I've learned so far today...

(unless you work in television)

Be alert.
Massages in the workplace don't always include a happy ending.

Being taller than your subordinates allows for absolute power.