Forget all the other dramas on television, THE VIEW is the best dramam on television.
she's coming out...
Possibly in honor of Pride month, my cat Heather Locklear has decided to come out of the closet.Okay, literally out of the closet, and technically from under my bed, but this is an amazing accomplishment.
Going on a two year occupancy in my place, she has yet to come close enough to me to actually touch her, yet the distance between us has grown closer and closer.
We're at about a two-foot safety cushion as of today.
At this rate I expect to actually touch my cat by the year 2009.
it's a conspiracy, man...
Went to a screening of A Scanner Darkly last night, and once again, my scenes end up on the cutting room floor.My character was a hipster buffer between Winona and Keanu that tries to convince them that they have on-screen chemistry.
Guess I failed.
i might be a redneck...
Here I am in my brand spankin new MY NAME IS EARL pajamas.
You know you want a pair.
You know you want a pair.
zapped too...
My brother, the cop, just got his Taser certification.
Apparently to shoot a Taser, you have first feel the sting of the Taser itself.
What does all this mean to me?
Only, like, the best video clip you'll see this year...
Compared to my career path, I think this video just shows hands down how his job is so much more exciting. I had an after work networking cocktail party that was painful, but not enough to wipe me off my feet like this? I think I did make that noise though after the third martini.
Apparently to shoot a Taser, you have first feel the sting of the Taser itself.
What does all this mean to me?
Only, like, the best video clip you'll see this year...
Compared to my career path, I think this video just shows hands down how his job is so much more exciting. I had an after work networking cocktail party that was painful, but not enough to wipe me off my feet like this? I think I did make that noise though after the third martini.
boyfriend doppelganger update...
Once again, it's time to recap how many Craig look-alikes are out there.
First there was Bill Haley...
Then there was the missing Katrina kid...
AND NOW I PRESENT TO YOU...
The Threadless t-shirt kid.
Trevor Heins, of Wonder Showzen's Beat Kids.Uncanny, I tell you.
the meowcast...
Our lives are like reality television about cats.
BEWARE OF THE BABYLON explores on this week's episode.
Meow meow meow, Todd and Rachel, meow meeeeooowww meow:
• A visit to the most famous place in all of catdom right now-Meow Mix House.
• Favorite song by a tragic musical figure.
• Capitalistic career advise from Rachel involving.
• And weddings, suicide, and how the best is yet to come.
AND AFTER LISTENING, YOU NEED TO TAKE THE POLL...
As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.
good or bad, happy or sad...
When did break-ups become the new black?
Seems like everyone is doing it, from the box-office, to the best-seller list, to the engraved IPods from Apple (see above).
To those of you about to pull the proverbial Brad/Jenn I offer these words of wisdom...
Why, why some people break up, then turn around and make up? How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave?
You and me, we used to be together, everyday together always. You do what you have to do, and I have the sense to recognize that.
Little things I shouldve said and done, I never took the time, you were always on my mind.
cut the mustard...
Have you seen this commercial for the new "Stay Clean" cap on French's Yellow Mustard?The dude opens the cap and exclaims "no crust!"
The other dude confirms "no crust!"
America, me love you long time.
my empire of dirt...
Nine Inch Nails played an incredibly agressive set last night at Jones Beach to a really awesome crowd (Trent even paused a bit to thank us).
Download my remix of their Only here.
If you starfuckers wanna make your own mix of the song and have GarageBand, you can visit the Nine Inch Nails website for info.
And here's just the greatest video ever made (after Michael Jackson's Thriller of course)...
free live pussy webcams...
For those of y'all living under a rock on the moon or something, the most exciting event to hit primetime television since Cop Rock airs tonight at 9pm on Animal Planet.Click above on the featured star of Meow Mix House right now and see LIVE celebrities in the making.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, it's better than, well, Cats.
Little trivia for you, the actual "house" is just down the street from me on 49th Street!!
I can't believe I have celebrity cats on my block.
help! pizza guy...
Looks like Planet Dan shares the same love of local news reporting that I cherrish.Courtesy of Dan, check out this one about a caped crusader pizza guy.
I am pretty certain that the crime victim was in Pink Flamingos.
let it slide...
On the QT, click here to download the way too catchy B-Side from Keane's Is It Any Wonder?.
Don't say I never gave you nothing.
i gotta go peelander...
We saw this band at Bowery Ballroom last night and I am still speechless about them.
Peelander Z, you rock my world medium rare!
Peelander Z, you rock my world medium rare!
she cannot control her monkey...
I am SO jeolous of Phyllis Gates and her monkey Alex.So what if she "just can not control her monkey."
Nevermind the monkey. Check out the hairstyles of these desperate housewives in the clip from Heartland News.
pick it up...
You don't have to be a chick to enjoy the comedy antics of Real Girl Beauty blogger Zoe Rice's new book Pick Me Up.You go Real Girl!
The Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacast
BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast.
Other highlights include:
• Patrick Dahlheimer of LIVE promotes the band's new album in our first ever exclusive interview.
• Where to meet in case of biblical apocalypse.
• Podcast safe dating updates from Rachel.
• Breaking up is hard to do when Jennifer Aniston stars in the movie.
As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.
god that's good!
Is that a pie fit for a king,
A wondrous sweet
And most delectable thing?
You see, ma'am, why
There is no meat pie can compete
With this delectable pie.
The crust all velvety and wavy,
That glaze, those crimps . . .
And then, the thick, succulent gravy.. .
One whiff, one glimpse . . .
Yum.
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