My brother, the cop, just got his Taser certification.
Apparently to shoot a Taser, you have first feel the sting of the Taser itself.
What does all this mean to me?
Only, like, the best video clip you'll see this year...
Compared to my career path, I think this video just shows hands down how his job is so much more exciting. I had an after work networking cocktail party that was painful, but not enough to wipe me off my feet like this? I think I did make that noise though after the third martini.