today's wake up call...

In the Hamptons this morning I was amazed and a little disturbed that my friend Shino knew exactly how to say "good morning" to me in Toddanese...

"Todd, you must Google David Hasselhoff Get Out of My Car," she exclaimed.

"Uh, where's the coffee?" I replied.

"Trust me, this is better than crack," she explained.

I share with you now...