they're here, they're queer
we know!

First we get Lance Bass, now Doogie Howser?

Over 250 Google News stories on this, with the best headline being "The Doctor is Out!"

This is news?

When are we gonna get a really good celebrity outing?

A "gay celeb rumour" search on google gets you:

THE TRUE

• Tom Cruise (although we don't want him)
• Matthew Mcconnaughey
• Keanu Reeves
• Helen Hunt

THE FALSE

• Tom Hanks
• Kenneth Branagh
• George Clooney (no vibe, trust me)
• Ben Affleck

and THE UGLY

• Vin Diesel
• Prince Charles
• Carrot Top
• Rush Limbaugh