apocalypto now...

I knew we were close, but I didn't realize that three of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would make their appearance on NBC last night...

Orville Redenbacher digitally returns from the grave and dons an iPod in a commercial directed by once respected auteur David Fincher.

Doc sends Marty back to the future, suddenly shifting gears to push Direct TV on viewers and also mark the shark-jumping of one-time hip actor Christopher Lloyd. Great Scott!

Babel is honored with a Golden Globe for Best Picture, making everyone in Hollywood feel even more superficially happy for themselves, if at all possible.