By now I've probably done the small-talk answer to "how was your new year's" question at work about a hunderd times. As great as my New Year's Eve was, I couldn't possibly dream up a better response than the one I overheard on my way home from work tonight...
Fresh Direct Delivery Guy #1
Yo, how was New Years, G?
Fresh Direct Delivery Guy #2
I had some food, got drunk, I had sex. I can't complain.