Our generous city has launched its free NYC CONDOM campaign throughout the boroughs to help stop the spread of disease, and help get your freak on without the embarrassing hassle of Duane Reade's right-in-front-of-the-register campaign.The ads all over town got me a little excited though. How cool would that be if the condoms inside the packaging came in an assortment of Subway colors?
Imagine the sexy thrill of whispering to your loved one...
baby, get ready to take the A train all the way to Harlem.
Not recommended - shouting out to your loved one...
due to an earlier incident downtown, the A train has been suspended until further notice.
