Other highlights in this see-it-to-believe-it production:
• Galadriel glitters in a diva soul searching cirque de soleil number...
• Treebeard dons a fedora and a ZZ Top beard...
• The orcs are about as scary as Jimmy from South Park...
• Three of the four hobbits are possibly played by women...
The acting is abysmal, the music like bad Enya, and the adaptation laughable. We loved it.
