I'm sorry, but America's romanticised fascination with all-things-pirate walked the plank last week with the CBS premiere of PIRATE MASTER, which coincidently is also the summer's hotest gay porno.A true pirate "reality" show would have contestants raping, looting, murdering, pilaging, and a wee bit of plundering, pending time allowance with commercials.
I still can't believe that we have to sit through this crap on television and in theatres, and there has yet to be a sequel made to The Goonies? WTF?!!Which reminds me of this great pirate joke roughly translated on Telemundo last week...
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender says, "Doesn't that wheel bother you?"
Pirate looks up and says, "Arrrrgggh, it's driving me nuts!"
