You may have to see it to believe it, but Xanadu is Broadway's most hysterical, enjoyable self-parody. It walks a fine line between wacky adaptation from the 1980s cult-classic, and timely satire of theater's shark-jumping tendencies since 1980. In short, it's fucking brilliant.
My favorite part happened before the show though when Rachel turns to me and asks, "I wonder how they're going to make her come out of that wall, you know?"
No spoilers here, bitches. See it now.