No more yankie my wankie.
- Sixteen Candles
So it's sorta social? Demented and sad, but social. Right?
- The Breakfast Club
When you grow up, your heart dies.
- The Breakfast Club
Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
- European Vacation
Chips, dips, chains, whips.
- Weird Science
His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!
- Pretty in Pink
I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
You look good wearing my future.
- Some Kind of Wonderful
Those aren't pillows!
- Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
College is just High School with ashtrays.
- She's Having a Baby
If my whole family moved away from me, I'd have a heart attack too.
- Uncle Buck
I got shit on a lot of years by those guys.
Alright and where do you think those guys are now?
Well, they're not working nights at Target, I can tell you that much!
- Career Opportunities
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