ACTUAL MPAA RATING DESCRIPTIONS
Mother's Boys (1994)
"Rated R for language and for a mother's sociopathic behavior"
Indian in the Cupboard (1995)
"PG for mild language and brief video images of violence and sexy dancing"
All I Wanna Do (1998)
"PG-13 for teen sex-related material, language, and substance misuse"
The Hunted (1997)
"R for strong bloody ninja violence and a humorous drug related scene"
War of the Buttons (1994)
"PG for mischievous conflict, some mild language, and bare bottoms"
Alien vs. Predator (2004)
"PG-13 for violence, language, horror images, slime, and gore"
Skateboard Kid II (1995)
"PG for brief mild language and an adolescent punch in the nose"
Bushwhacked (1997)
"PG for language and a mild birds and bees discussion"
Twister (1996)
"PG-13 for intense depiction of very bad weather"
Jefferson in Paris (1995)
"PG-13 for mature theme, some images of violence, and a bawdy puppet show"
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