how the other half lives...

Contrary to this weekend's Sunday Style section of The Times, young gay married couples rarely look like this...

Of course, they rarely look like this, but we can dream...
Personally, I'm highly against twenty-something gay men rushing to the altar. I mean, gay marriage should be between an old man and another old man. Like those boring ugly ones you see at pride parades. Not young, fresh meat twenty-something hotties that Craig and I will be living vicariously though until the end of our thirties.

Not that we don't make a hot couple these days, by the way...