don't laugh
she might bite your head off...

So I get an email from Craig with a web link and the caption this is the most insane thing I've ever seen, which really cracks me up not because it's Isabella Rossellini's new 8 part short film series called GREEN PORNO, but because at least two months ago, I mentioned to him that Isabella had done a series of movies where she acts out different insects in full insect costumes having sex.

No wait, it gets better. I found out about it from Isabella herself during a promo shoot I was involved in.

But hearing about it and actually seeing it are two VERY different experiences and thanks to the good people of Sundance Channel, you can click on the image of Isabella humping a praying mantis to have that experience.

I recommend not eating before or during the Earthworm segment.