• He boldly declares the new Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs movie "a complete disgrace as the fossil evidence clearly sets the two distinct time periods apart."
• He "can't believe you didn't just hear the news about Stonehenge being a cemetery," and he still rejects your space alien theory.
• He wants you to "save the cover story on the politics of endangered species" in this week's Newsweek.
• He hasn't yet read this blog entry, because he's too busy being all scientific and stuff.