my B.F.F.

As many of you know, it's my lifelong obsession to friend celebrities on Facebook, but only ones I've actually met, worked with or found fascinating in a D-list celebrity way.

As a few of you know, my earliest brush with Hollywood involved briefly working for Harvey Weinstein at Miramax. This was pre-Disney, when Harvey was bigger and meaner, and the turnover rate for assistants/interns matched our Nation's debt rate.

Imagine my surprise today that Harv's finally come to me to make amends on Facebook...

I do plan on getting this made into a T-Shirt, by the way.