It ain't just a shitty Emilio Estevez movie from the 80s.

Turns out they're also teeth. Four of them to be exact. All of which need to be pulled out of my mouth next Friday. Most people have them removed in their teens, so I'm only off by about 15 to 20 years.

I intend to be put out for the procedure, which is another first for me. I hope it's like in Avatar, except instead of waking up in the body of a ten foot blue Thundercat, I'll more likely resemble...

The Lady in the Radiator from Eraserhead

The lead singer of Keane

Pip, the Chipmunk from Enchanted

Armstrong Emory, Cabbage Patch Kid

This scary fish