Because every blog known to man will be sharing the Tiger Woods Sexting transcript, why should I not share the passion with you?
Besides, it's really, really funny in a sort of train-wreck way.
Sample Tiger Woods dirty-talk "I would love to have the ability to make you sore."
Not that that's as dirty as it gets, because I do warn you this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK material. But, any guy that starts his sexy-talk with "I would love to have the ability to" probably/definitely is a douche in bed.
CLICK HERE FOR THE TIGER WOODS SEXTING TRANSCRIPT
Don't say I didn't warn you.