wisdom...

It ain't just a shitty Emilio Estevez movie from the 80s.

Turns out they're also teeth. Four of them to be exact. All of which need to be pulled out of my mouth next Friday. Most people have them removed in their teens, so I'm only off by about 15 to 20 years.

I intend to be put out for the procedure, which is another first for me. I hope it's like in Avatar, except instead of waking up in the body of a ten foot blue Thundercat, I'll more likely resemble...

The Lady in the Radiator from Eraserhead


The lead singer of Keane


Pip, the Chipmunk from Enchanted


Armstrong Emory, Cabbage Patch Kid


This scary fish


Schroeder

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the citizen kane of
transgender documentary biopics...

Caught PRODIGAL SONS last night at a premiere screening in New York. This is a must see when it comes to your town. You may have caught Kimberly on OPRAH yesterday talking about it.


Complete list of initial release locations and dates below...

Tel Aviv, Israel - TLVFEST Movie Club, Tel Aviv Cinemateque
February 22, 2010

New York, NY - Cinema Village
Opens February 26, 2010

San Francisco, CA - Landmark Lumiere
March 5 - 11, 2010

Berkeley, CA - Landmark Shattuck
March 5 - 11, 2010

Seattle, WA - SIFF Cinema
March 5 - 11, 2010

Corvallis, OR - Darkside Cinemas
March 5 - 11, 2010

Kingston, WA - Firehouse Theater
March 12 - 18, 2010

Washington DC - Landmark E Street
March 12 - 18, 2010

Boston, MA - Landmark Kendall
March 12 - 18, 2010

Philadelphia, PA - Landmark Ritz at Bourse
March 12 - 18, 2010

Vancouver, BC - Vancity Theatre
March 12 - 18, 2010

Duluth, MN - Zinema 2
March 12 - 18, 2010

Melbourne, Australia - Melbourne Queer Film Festival
March 17-28, 2010

Los Angeles, CA - Laemmle Sunset 5
March 19 - 25, 2010

Denver, CO - Landmark Theatres
March 26 - April 1, 2010

Atlanta, GA - Landmark Midtown Art
March 26 - April 1, 2010

San Diego, CA - Landmark Ken
March 26 - April 1, 2010

Austin, TX - Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
March 30 - 31, 2010

Brisbane, Australia - Brisbane Queer Film Festival
April 9-18, 2010

avatar, but with cats...

I got an academy screener for AVATAR yesterday, which is a big deal if you're a one-eyed cat that can't see 3D, nor is allowed in movie theaters.

So naturally, my one-eyed cat Pete is obsessed with the film and can't take his eye off the screen when I play the movie for him. As for me, I prefer the 3D version in theaters. In the meantime, here's a conceptual drawing of Pete as envisioned by James Cameron, who has some interest in casting Pete in the sequel. Motion capture is a bitch with cats though.

back in the day...

I love this short documentary about the porn book and movie stores in early 70s New York City. Step back in time in this not safe for work expose...

saw vi doppelgänger...


The guy in the upper right hand corner of this screen grab from SAW VI could easily be mistaken for my torture porn cameo debut. Just for the record, it's not.