j crew puts the j in jump(as in "the shark")

I'm a fan of J Crew. I'm not gonna lie. I feel like an upper middle class Prepster when I shop there and when I slip on their clothes.

But, I'm completely at a loss when they team up with brands you can buy pretty much anywhere else for less (i.e. Timex, New Balance). And now this little $50 (on sale no less) designer handkerchief mocks us with its oh-so-cool raison d'être.

Ah, look at me, I am Mister Freedom. Put me in your back pocket and be the envy of everyone who paid full price for this piece of cotton...