Thank god for Citysearch . We found the Borders, the Johnny Rockets, and the local Regal Cinemas to catch the evening showing of Land of the Dead.
All the comforts of New York in the midwest.
And then we parked next to a car with this on its trunk...
When we got back to the hotel I had see it again online, and I discovered that they are available for sale in any Christian book store or Wal-Mart.
I did, however come across this dude's rebuttal to it (brilliant):
