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Have you heard about this Oregon cat that was born with two faces?

Gemini (I kid you not) was born to Lee Bluetear an "animal breeder" who has been playing doctor (Moreau) with "all sorts of animals" since 1980.

Roughly three years ago, she discovered a litter of smaller than normal kittens she calls "miniature cats."

She now has plans to market the miniature cats , which grow to about 4 pounds, on the Internet.

- I prefer the term "vertically challenged."