Back from Cannes at last, and wide awake unlike never before. I woke up sharp at 2am and have not slept right since. Damn those French.
Highlights of my trip included:
• A side trip to Antibes for a dolphin show called "Dolphins of the Moon" in which there was no moon and a killer whale show called "The Curse of the Phantom Ship" in which there were no phantoms.
• Craig turned into a Japanese tourist snapping photos of just about everything in sight.
• Eating more raw meat (tartar) than I probably should have.
• Suddenly becoming a kleptomanic (though inspired by my boss)
If the Martinez calls looking for Sancho Panzez, I had nothing to do with it. It's was all Bryon's idea.
