i'm back, jacques...

Back from Cannes at last, and wide awake unlike never before. I woke up sharp at 2am and have not slept right since. Damn those French.

Highlights of my trip included:

• A side trip to Antibes for a dolphin show called "Dolphins of the Moon" in which there was no moon and a killer whale show called "The Curse of the Phantom Ship" in which there were no phantoms.

• Craig turned into a Japanese tourist snapping photos of just about everything in sight.

• Eating more raw meat (tartar) than I probably should have.

• Suddenly becoming a kleptomanic (though inspired by my boss)

If the Martinez calls looking for Sancho Panzez, I had nothing to do with it. It's was all Bryon's idea.