Like finding a band-aid on your pizza or a fly in your soup comes the shocking news that McDonalds owns the Chipotle Mexican Grill chain.
Maybe you knew about this and I've been in the dark, but say it ain't so.
Chipotle, for those of you not cool enough to have one nearby, is where burritos go to die. It's like Subway with Mexicans. It's fresh (as far as I can tell) food made in front of you with your choice of salsa and they even serve beer. It's wonderful.
It's also 92% owned by the clown though, and I smell conspiracy.