sleeves + blanket = slanket

If the New York Magazine advetorial department has their way, this holiday's hottest present will be the Slanket.

This guy on the right invented the Slanket during his first semester of college. Why he couldn't use his hands under the blanket is apparently besides the point, because the Slanket is the evolution of the blanket.

All I know is I'm scared of the Slanket kind of in the same way I'm scared of midgets.