Don't you love those company-wide emails regarding personal observations, requests for charity funds, and occasional lost item notices?
Here's one I just got...
This one rules, mainly for the subject header, second for the bad grammar, and third for the fact that more than half the readers have never stepped foot in the ladies room.
In any case, I feel this email deserves some Haikus. I'll go first...
in the ladies room
navy sweater went missing
morn its loss later