when life hands you bad vinyl
make vinyl bowls...

I am obsessed with that Wikipedia spin-off called wikiHow, in which anyone can post a step-by-step guide online.

Today, there's a guide to making bowls out of your record collection.

I would like to go on record (no pun intended) that I invented the record bowl in 1977 with my copy of Kiss Destroyer. Just about two minutes into Beth, the Mickey Mouse Record player started making sounds of the devil that, frankly, all of us were warned about. Of course, then again, nobody warned me not to bring the record player into the blazing heat of the summer sun.

Click the record bowl above to make your very own bowl out of old records.