Far be it from me to know anything about the latest dance moves. I just learned how to Krump last year.
Nevertheless, I do know about this crazy new dance craze called Tecktonik, which is basically like Voguing, but faster and more annoying because it's French.
It reminds me of the dance routines I would do to the Cars' "Shake it Up" at the age of 8 for my family. They would just sit on the couch and stare at me asking what the hand movements had to do with the dancing. Man, did they so not get it.
I don't have a video of that moment in my life, but I give you Tecktoniking below...