I have this theory that all American kids born in the last few years of the 20th Century will grow up with nervous conditions that most scholars will attribute to 9/11. Yet, in reality, it's really that stupid online puzzle maze prank that will have most kids in the bin by 2010. Click the scared little girl for the granddaddy of all reactions.
Speaking of awesome scare tactics, I can't tell you how freakin' psyched I am that SCI FI is bringing back Scare Tactics with new host Tracy Morgan. It may even pry my ass away from Ninja Warrior and MSNBC Lock Up.
Honestly, I could watch this all day: