note to apple...

When you first visit the Apple homepage today, you'll be treated their newest video featuring the top mac minds touting iPad as the second coming of Jesus. Frankly, these guys really freak me out with their wide-eyed (literally sometimes) optimism and wet-your-pants over-promise of a brave new world. Wouldn't now be a better time for swimsuit models holding the devise, making suggestive hand gestures over the sleek glass screen? Just saying.

In no particular order, creepy guys appearing in the video are...