I'm sitting here watching Superbowl XXXIX, eagerly awaiting another wardrobe malfunction (please god, please), and it's occured to me that you can count on hearing the following songs at the following events:
ROCK AND ROLL PART TWO
Played whenever anyone scores a touchdown
CELEBRATION
Played at any Bar Mitzvah party (usually THE song that gets everyone on the floor
I WILL SURVIVE
Played at any wedding. I never understood this one. Is it that straight people want to run this one into the ground before gays have the right to marry? I think to get even we should always play Air Supply, Jimmy Buffet, or Maroon 5 to even the fucking score.
