long overdue pope post...

It's been a while since I posted about Senator Popetane, but I think I was waiting for more crazy news from the Vatican. Bring on the crazy...

NOTE FROM THE VATICAN...
Sexually active homosexuals and those who support gay culture are unwelcome in the priesthood, unless the candidate has gotten over homosexual tendencies for at least three years.

NOTE FROM ME...
Relinquishing Gayness - A Three Year Plan

For this you will need:

• one room which you will not leave
• one mattress
• tomato soup, ten tins of
• mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold
• ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
• Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle
• paracetamol
• mouth wash
• vitamins
• mineral water
• Lucozade
• pornography
• one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus
• one television
• and one bottle of Valium