Donald Trump's LinkedIn Profile SUCKS

Here in America, we used to value not only our electoral process, but the resumes of past Presidential elects.

So if you're just joining us, our new President had never been elected to a public office prior, nor has he served in and/or ranked in our military.

In other fun facts, his Cabinet will be the first without a Hispanic member since 1988. There is also a smaller percentage of women and nonwhites than the first cabinets of Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George Bush.

This marks the first President since Truman without a Pet in the White House (though his VP was ironically named Barkley).

Oh, and Donald Trump will be the first President of the United States in 25 years to not have a graduate degree of any kind.

His LinkedIn profile also sucks, so don't get me started. Very, very bad. No endorsements. Should be ashamed.

Are You Celebrating?

• for those who voted because you're republican • 
Are you celebrating a victory for your party, despite your loss of dignity in how you got it?


• for those who voted for "anyone but her" • 
 Are you still standing by your decision to throw away your vote, on a third party candidate that you “trusted” or “liked” more?


• for those who voted in the face of your people • 
Do you think your vote for him makes you a conservative Jew, African-American, Latino, Hispanic, or Muslim?


• for those who didn't vote with your vagina • 
Do you feel safer as a woman with a white male leader that devalues your equality?


• for those who think america isn't as great as it was before • 
How do you think we're viewed in the eyes of other nations today?


• for those who believe marriage is between a man and a woman •
 How do you justify your superiority to gay friends, family and colleagues?

only fools and horses